The sole purpose of this blog is so it can be acquired by some media content company for millions, adapted like a screenplay and then turned into some indi-film wherein i am played by some Hollywood just-about-to-be-declared "It" Girl. In fact, she's so cutting edge hip, you don't even know her name and wouldn't recognize her on the street.
I'm a pretty compelling character. I'd buy my book. Or see my movie. Or whatever.
